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Give It To Me Quickly! I Like it Steamy, and Hot! It’s Coffee Porn, Baby

It’s Monday morning. I need it! I must have it! Give it to me quickly! You know how I like it… steamy, dark, and hot! Coffee Porn!  Bow chicka-wow-wow.

Don’t be shy. Don’t look away. Come hither and look at it in all of its glory. Ohhhhh yeah… Picture it. You’re holding it in your hand. It’s hot and already warming up your insides. It’s coffee porn, baby!

Hot, Steamy Coffee

But wait… what’s the rush? What about the foreplay? Come on… you know you love it. Let’s take it nice and slow. Let’s fifty shades of coffee this shit! You know you shouldn’t watch this, but the temptation is just too much.

French Press

Welcome to my playground you luscious, bag of beans from Ethiopia Kayon Mountain Farms. I remember the taste of you like it was yesterday. Hints of Meyer Lemon, Lavender, and black tea. I can’t wait to have you in my mouth so I can savor every little bit of you. Bow-chicka-wow-wow.

Coffee meets cup

Well… perhaps you should slip into my cup, but first we must talk. I mean, I don’t want to seem too eager to have your bold warmth inside me. I have to play it cool, be coy. By the way, I heard you enjoyed the grinding. So naughty!

The first scoop

Ohhhh my! Look at how nice you look in my hand. My fingertips holding you gently. Mmmmmmm so dark, and truly aromatic. I wish everyone could smell you! Savor you! But I don’t like to share! I want you all to myself! Your scoop is so big, I don’t know if all of you will fit in my french press!  Oh, but you did. How does it feel? Mmmmmmm look at you just laying there. Waiting. Anticipating my next move.

The grind

You are just so delicious looking. I can’t take it! I must have you! My temperature is rising and ahhhhhhh! Look at how you have me steaming up!

Steamy Hot

I’m on the edge, but I know I have to wait at least 3 – 4 minutes! Patience! I don’t think I can do this! I’m biting my lip in anticipation! Must touch you, and push you down into the depths of heaven!

Be patient

More! Go down further, until you hit the bottom!

Going down

It’s time. The big release! Ecstasy! The time where I get to savor you in your full flavor! Fill up my cup! Fill it baby! Bow-chicka-wow-wow.

The release

And now to bring you to my lips and… Okay perv. That’s it! Enough of the peep show! Go get your own cup, because before you know it… I’ll be on my second. That’s right. Two in one day. Maybe even three! Because I can’t get enough of it. Coffee porn, baby!

Again, not a sponsored post. But hey! Starbucks! Let me know when you want to get it on!

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